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My dearest mother told me today that if i say "I'd love something nice, do we have any cake?" one more time she is going to disown me. For the last while I've been really fancying cake. I was as surprised as my mother when I developed a taste for cake. Ive never been a cake fan and I couldn't put my finger until now. Its the cake on faiths picture. Faith is making me fat. This is worse than the spate of saffron induced bacon buttys I had last year....
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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. -
ha ha haaaa! Amre, you do make me chuckle. -
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I can guarantee if I put a lettuce as my picture you wouldn't develop a taste for lots of them
I refuse to be your scapegoat
"Be sure your sin will find you out"
Numbers 32:23Comment
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that's just plain mean Faith - I shall now blame you for the girth around my middle and vast arse!And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the world round .... and laughed and laughed and laughed ..Comment
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I'll blame him for me being a fat bat too. Can't think of any reasons at the moment but I am sure I will come up with something
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RF, you are not a fat bat. RFLH I am sure the girth of your arse is not like you imply but as I haven't met you I can't assure in the same way I can my beautiful RF!!
But I love you both very much.
AND, anyone's bonus blubber is not my fault!!"Be sure your sin will find you out"
Numbers 32:23Comment
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you sweet talker you!
And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the world round .... and laughed and laughed and laughed ..Comment
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Faith you little charmer you, you've not seen me for ages so you have no idea how fat I am! Might see you later this month though unless that trial gets adjourned.People Appealing Convictions of Sexual Offences ~http://www.pacso.co.uk
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Bonus Blubber? Oooh, you are Byron reborn!
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