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It is all over with the police - No Further Action - NFA
That has made me really happy today
My solicitor is on her way to the station now to have with them a little chat
For it might be over for me - but that is not entirely that
As well the mother of my baby is who made up this horrible lie
To get her arrested she is going to try
I am going to ring them and put my two pennies in as well
For I now want her to spend time in a police cell!
Don't I ****ing just
To get her arrested is a must
In fact I am going to have to arrange a mini bus
For all the people who want to see her in court getting bust!
As the judge will say ***** ***** I am sentencing you
To prison and at least 6 months you will have to do!
Now hand cuff her and to the cells let her be led
I just can't wait until that is said!
For you have sown the wind - and the whirlwind you will now reap
You need to be punished and a punishment which is steep!
And this in your mind I want you to keep
Victory today in our little war - I took a giant leap!
For news of this - is starting to spread far and wide
A lot of important people know you have lied
They are just pissed off with you as I am
I so hope you on the cell door they slam!
I can contact you legally now - but I never will!
As far as I am concerned I hope they hammer you the old bill!
At you I really hope they throw the book
Oh and I can't wait for at this poem for you to look!
I have not said HA HA HA - let me rectify that now
For on yourself you have brought one big row!
I have no sympathy you only have yourself to blame
You lost and whats more you lost playing your own little game
Oh dear what a shame
And in the national news papers they might very well print your name
In more of these poems expect the same
Out - now by a clean bowl
Mixing metaphors - but you scored an own goal
Now it is my turn at the wicket my turn at the bat
On a pitch which is flat
And boy I am going to knock you for six
For trying to get me into a fix
Pay back on you today that starts in earnest - Your turn to sweat!
And as far as I am concerned you owe me a big debt
Not sure how to end this poem - I looking for that last line
How about very soon now you will be charged with wasting police time
So I will leave you there on that thought
I look forward to seeing YOU IN THE DOCK in a CRIMINAL court!
That has made me really happy today
My solicitor is on her way to the station now to have with them a little chat
For it might be over for me - but that is not entirely that
As well the mother of my baby is who made up this horrible lie
To get her arrested she is going to try
I am going to ring them and put my two pennies in as well
For I now want her to spend time in a police cell!
Don't I ****ing just
To get her arrested is a must
In fact I am going to have to arrange a mini bus
For all the people who want to see her in court getting bust!
As the judge will say ***** ***** I am sentencing you
To prison and at least 6 months you will have to do!
Now hand cuff her and to the cells let her be led
I just can't wait until that is said!
For you have sown the wind - and the whirlwind you will now reap
You need to be punished and a punishment which is steep!
And this in your mind I want you to keep
Victory today in our little war - I took a giant leap!
For news of this - is starting to spread far and wide
A lot of important people know you have lied
They are just pissed off with you as I am
I so hope you on the cell door they slam!
I can contact you legally now - but I never will!
As far as I am concerned I hope they hammer you the old bill!
At you I really hope they throw the book
Oh and I can't wait for at this poem for you to look!
I have not said HA HA HA - let me rectify that now
For on yourself you have brought one big row!
I have no sympathy you only have yourself to blame
You lost and whats more you lost playing your own little game
Oh dear what a shame
And in the national news papers they might very well print your name
In more of these poems expect the same
Out - now by a clean bowl
Mixing metaphors - but you scored an own goal
Now it is my turn at the wicket my turn at the bat
On a pitch which is flat
And boy I am going to knock you for six
For trying to get me into a fix
Pay back on you today that starts in earnest - Your turn to sweat!
And as far as I am concerned you owe me a big debt
Not sure how to end this poem - I looking for that last line
How about very soon now you will be charged with wasting police time
So I will leave you there on that thought
I look forward to seeing YOU IN THE DOCK in a CRIMINAL court!
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