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Well here's one for you all!
You have no doubt heard of that time honoured affliction that strikes all in the building trade over the age of 35.
Proud of the few pounds I have lost in recent days, I began testing a caribbean ladies house; a little perturbed but not entirely surprised by the looks of horror on her daughter and grandchildrens' faces, with a vigour surprising for a man of my size, arthritis and advancing years I immersed myself in my work.
Vaguely aware of grown men weeping as I walked down the drive to the house, I also heard what may have been a muted sob over my shoulder and was rather taken aback when the matriarch, fearing no doubt for the mental health of those around her- her own sanity hanging by a thread- stepped forward and, thrusting her hands down the BACK of my trousers, gave me the closest thing to a wedgie I have experienced in my adult life!
Her tirade offered by way of explanation included the words " Him come down much too far me darlin' you showin' quite a lot down dere!"
After a brief spell of weeping a little at the harshness of her words, the inescapable truth must be that I alas now can add builders bum to my long list of attractions!
Good job I'm not of an fa's mentality- sure I could've claimed sexual assault at such an intrusion! Bah ! :-(
You have no doubt heard of that time honoured affliction that strikes all in the building trade over the age of 35.
Proud of the few pounds I have lost in recent days, I began testing a caribbean ladies house; a little perturbed but not entirely surprised by the looks of horror on her daughter and grandchildrens' faces, with a vigour surprising for a man of my size, arthritis and advancing years I immersed myself in my work.
Vaguely aware of grown men weeping as I walked down the drive to the house, I also heard what may have been a muted sob over my shoulder and was rather taken aback when the matriarch, fearing no doubt for the mental health of those around her- her own sanity hanging by a thread- stepped forward and, thrusting her hands down the BACK of my trousers, gave me the closest thing to a wedgie I have experienced in my adult life!
Her tirade offered by way of explanation included the words " Him come down much too far me darlin' you showin' quite a lot down dere!"
After a brief spell of weeping a little at the harshness of her words, the inescapable truth must be that I alas now can add builders bum to my long list of attractions!
Good job I'm not of an fa's mentality- sure I could've claimed sexual assault at such an intrusion! Bah ! :-(
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