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Jury - You need white sticks because you're BLIND. I hope when your turn comes, you are judged by someone equally stupid.
Accuser and her dad - Make the most of the money. It cannot buy you integrity or honesty and when it runs out you'll still be ar*eholes, but of the penniless variety.
Judge - Retire. You cannot blame bad hearing for being oblivious to facts put before you. Some would call it senility.
Police Investigating Officer - You are an insult to all three words, and you are a thief - both of oxygen and of public monies, for which you give little of value in return.
To all of the above - We are here for a short time, but I firmly believe many of the above will be spending a lot of time in the future in a hot place in the company of a horny man.
It won't be Benidorm, and it sure as hell won't be Casanova either.
Accuser and her dad - Make the most of the money. It cannot buy you integrity or honesty and when it runs out you'll still be ar*eholes, but of the penniless variety.
Judge - Retire. You cannot blame bad hearing for being oblivious to facts put before you. Some would call it senility.
Police Investigating Officer - You are an insult to all three words, and you are a thief - both of oxygen and of public monies, for which you give little of value in return.
To all of the above - We are here for a short time, but I firmly believe many of the above will be spending a lot of time in the future in a hot place in the company of a horny man.
It won't be Benidorm, and it sure as hell won't be Casanova either.
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