Merry Christmas!

[Innocentguy1983]

Hello everyone

As like a lot of people on here, I am going through a horrible experience... however.. I will not let it beat me or get me down during this time. I know some people will try and write Christmas off, but please just take the time to remember that there are people suffering in the world and are in a far worse situation...

Life isn't over, it may change. But sometimes change is for the good..

On that note and with Christmas Day approaching fast, I would like to wish everyone a very happy holiday.

Much love!

IG

[myhome]

Hi IG - that's really lovely - thank you for your good wishes and your positivity to this time of year......I'm trying the same.....

(I have always thought though that just because there are people who are in a much worse situation than ours, doesn't make our situation any easier to bear or any the less traumatic...)

[whatsgoingon?]

Great attitude IG!

Happy Christmas to you and your family, too.

[smokiejo]

Would like to wish you all a merry christmas and hope the new year brings lots of NFA and NOT GUILITY'S stay strong everyone xx

[Casehardened]

The underlying message of Christmas is one of hope for a better future than the present (think Israelites oppressed by the Romans) and in this spirit may I wish everyone a very good Christmas and Best Wishes for 2014.

[myhome]

Christmas Cake recipe......with a difference

Christmas cake recipe

Ingredients:

* 2 cups flour
* 115 grams of butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* Nuts
* 2 bottles wine
* 2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Check the wine. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine. Wipe worktop with cat.

Go to Tecsos for cake!

[whatsgoingon?]

Hic

Merry Christmas everyone. Peace on earth and in your hearts. x

[Izzy]

Similar one to try if you're still standing after MH's one...

Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake

Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit

Method:
Sample the vodka to check the quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
mix with a little red bull and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
Flavor with red bull to taste.
Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewstriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity, flavor with a little Bed Rull.
Next sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who shives a git.
Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.
Pick up the can, mop the floor.
Check the vodka.
Now crack the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and
Kish the dog.
Fall into bed.

CHERRY MISTMAS

[Izzy]

Hope everyone manages to have a nice Christmas and that 2014 brings peace and happier days x

[Boys don't cry]

I wish you all a lovely Christmas.

I know how most of you feel about this time of the year but you must remember :

NEVER GIVE UP.

[Dave]

Merry Christmas to you all.

I pray that 2014 brings a better year for everyone.

[lawlessone2009]

Merry Chrimbo everyone.

Hope you're all well. xxx

[myhome]

merry Christmas to you all and hoping 2014 brings justice and peace to us all......xx