THE BIG EFFIN BEE (by Matt McGinn)

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He kept beez in the old town of effin,
an effin bee keeper waz he,
and one day this effin bee keeper,
waz stung, by a big effin bee.

Now this big effin bee keepers wee effin wife,
for the big effin polis she ran,
for theres no one can sort oot a big effin bee,
like a big effin polis man can

now the big effin polis man he did his nut
and he ran doon the main effin street,
in his hon he had a big effin botton’
and he had big effin boots on his feet.

Now the polis got hold of this big effin bee,
and he twisted the effin bees wings,
but this big effin bee got his own back,
for this big effin be had two stings.

Now their both in the effin museum,
and the effin folk often come see,
the remains of the big effin polis
stung to death by the big effin bee

[IvorBinWronged]

Applause!

Another one please!

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dont really have anymore Matt McGinn, he was more a singing stand up comic some of his stuff is on youtube but this was a fav of mine as my late grandfather used to tell it to me all the time