Well, the world has finally gone off its axis

[RFLH]

what the actual jeff are they thinking to come up with this tripe??


Doctors are being told to look out for signs that their patients are child abusers.
The General Medical Council is urging GPs and hospital medics to call social services if they become suspicious while carrying out routine check-ups.

Such patients could include mothers with post-natal depression, heavy drinkers or anyone with a ‘chaotic’ personal life.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz20CuEUm7A

[Verity]

It's enough to give you a case of the screaming ab-dabs. Don't go to the doctors mind!

RFLH....Your signature made me laugh!

[lawlessone2009]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUOnZ04BqKw

That what you're looking for?

[RFLH]

yep - that's seems about right!

I'd love something like that playing on my bedroom ceiling - but then I'm odd anyway!

[Faith]

A friend of mine has just bought a 'laser-star' which transmits lights and graphics of the galaxy onto walls/ceilings. With lights out, it is extremely relaxing...

[RFLH]

that sounds right up my street. So when I'm lying in bed with my mask clamped to my fizzog and the room spinning, I can watch stars on my ceiling and pretend I'm out in space!

Just call me Captain Slog!!

[Faith]

Don't know if you like storms Cap'n Slog but www.rainymood.com streams (water pun very much intended) rain and thunder sounds...I have it on all the time...sometimes while looking at the laser star...better than drugs that is

[RFLH]

all my drugs are prescribed so I shall have to take your word for that!

That link should come with a warning for the incontinent!

[Faith]

Yeah I do find myself going to the toilet more often when that's playing...

[RFLH]

<snort>

make sure you ......

[Faith]

Whistle a tune whilst peeing??

[RFLH]

ah, I forget I'm old.

When I was a kid the toilet was at the bottom of the garden - facing next-doors. To make sure nobody barged in cos they didn't know you were there, you whistled! There was nothing worse than breaking the water in the winter, but we had a mod con - a tilley lamp, so ours didn't freeze over!

You lot don't know you're born!

[jaycube]

Its serious

Its a serious topic about child amusement do not make funny comments here.

[RFLH]

please don't tell me what to do Jaycube - it has also come to my notice that you haven't posted why you are here.

Please do so within the next few days or we will have to surmise that you are here for some other reason that for advice and help.

[whatsgoingon?]

what the actual jeff are they thinking to come up with this tripe??


Doctors are being told to look out for signs that their patients are child abusers.
The General Medical Council is urging GPs and hospital medics to call social services if they become suspicious while carrying out routine check-ups.

Such patients could include mothers with post-natal depression, heavy drinkers or anyone with a ‘chaotic’ personal life.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz20CuEUm7A

Maybe there'll come a day when doctors are asked to look at the negative affects and signs of suffering of those, (and thier family members), being falsey accused of rape and other 'sexual crimes'.