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  • Humour - Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
    my husband that I would be home by midnight: "I promise!"

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around
    3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
    cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
    9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
    quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
    = MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
    "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
    three times, then said, "Oh sh*t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
    throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
    tripped over the coffee table and farted."

  • #2
    hahahaha! i love this :-)

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    • #3
      have you been reading my diary?!
      And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the world round .... and laughed and laughed and laughed ..

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      • #4
        if this is in your diary, I would love to read more :-)

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        • #5
          it would keep you amused for days!!
          And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the world round .... and laughed and laughed and laughed ..

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          • #6
            !!!!!

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            • #7
              I lmfao at this!
              Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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